This is the poem that everyone knows about...

Hey...I'm not a lumberjack, or

a fur trader,and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a

dogsled,and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,although I'm

certain they're really, really nice.I have a Prime Minister, not a

President.I speak English and French, NOT American.and I pronounce it

'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.I can proudly sew my nation's flag on my

backpack.I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing,diversity, NOT

assimilation,and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.A

toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,and it is pronounced 'ZED' NOT

'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!Canada is the second largest land mass,the first nation

of hockey,and the best part of North America!MY NAME IS JOE!!AND I

AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!